Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Roaches In My Hair

So we have these tiny roach type things that often turn up in our kitchen. I usually kill a couple a day, sometimes 5 or 6. I have noticed that every time I kill one, it gives me this satisfaction of justice being served, and I say to myself, "Death comes to us all, Oruku Saki." This of course is what Splinter says to Shredder in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie before causing him to fall to his death. (of course, any follower of the TMNT trilogy knows that Shredder somehow survived the 10 story fall and subsequent crushing at the hands of Casey Jones and his garbage truck. But it is still a wonderful line.) So, anyways, I think that's kind of weird that I say that to myself and all that. Well, whatever, nevermind.


mellen said...

keep posting stuff, michael...this is the best study break ever!

Michael Shea said...

thankyou. i am glad someone finally read it. you are a true champ mellen. you taught me how to kick a soccer ball and how to be a winner. yee haw.