No Rules, Just Right

Here are a few things I want to do:
1) Chase down and catch a squirrel. I gave up on this one at about age 10, but I figure I am a lot faster now with better stamina. Let the squirrel chasing resume.
2) Go into Outback Steakhouse naked, and when told to put on some clothes or face criminal charges, say, "That sounds an awful lot like a rule to me..."
3) That's about it. There is nothing else I want to accomplish.
4) No seriously, that's it