Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Parking 'n Stuff

I am really sick of these morons in Auburn who can't park between the lines. It's like some kind of idiot epidemic. Learn to park the huge SUV your dad bought for you. It's not that hard. If you are a little off on the first try, feel free to back up and try again until you are within the lines. Or get a smaller car.

And don't even get me started on Auburn drivers' inability to figure out the four-way stop. At least 3 times a week, I am the third car to come to a four-way stop, and I end up going first while the two morons stare at each other wondering whose turn it is. They need to teach a mandatory driving course at orientation. I'm sorry, not orientation, "Camp War Eagle."

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