Saturday, March 28, 2009

Hold on a Second


Whenever your boss walks up to your desk and wants to talk to you about something, a fun thing to say is, "Hold on, let me finish this last set of kegels." Then patiently wait for about 15 more seconds with a look of concentration on your face. Finally, say, "Alright, all done. What is it you wanted to see me about?"

If you know you are in trouble with your boss, this method can be used to buy time so you can think of an excuse. It also can be used just for fun.

4 comments:

Peter Frankenschmidt said...

What if the boss doesn't know what that is and asks for an explanation?

Norm said...

What if the boss does know what it is and sends you to HR for some one-on-one time with the HR Manager?

michael said...

You guys are missing the point. No one needs to know what you are talking about. Heck, you can say, "Hold on a sec while I finish my mookoodookus." If he tries to say anything else or ask what you are talking about or try to get you to go to HR, just give him a short, "Shush!"

Harrison said...

isnt a mookoodooku those Japanese puzzles where you fill in the numbers?