Sunday, March 15, 2009

Psychic Nose

I have a psychic nose. I can smell things before the scent is actually present. It is a useless gift for the most part. I have offered my services to the police department, attempted to make money with a 1-900 number, and tried to sell my story to Hollywood, but no one is really all that interested in my gift. It makes for a pretty cool party trick, though.

1 comment:

Harrison said...

then you could tell me whether or not to let a fart slip in public places. right?