Befuddling Directions

Here is a good way to really confuse a guy. First, walk up to him. Then, slap him in the face and say, "That's for my mother!" Then punch him in the stomach and say, "That's for my sister!" Finally, drop kick him in the throat and say, "That's for Smokey the Gimp, you worthless dolt!" And then run away. But don't run away in a normal way, run like those college marching band leaders run out onto the football field, where you kick your legs up and lean way back.