Sunday, May 24, 2009

About Me - Hand Washing

I don't sing "Happy Birthday" to myself while washing my hands to ensure I lather long enough, and I have no patience for people who do. You are a time waster in my opinion.


Tar Heel Tiger said...

I've never heard something so stupid before. But since it is my son's birthday today, maybe I'll try it just once.


The Legend said...

I don't fear rashes, I just tell myself, "BE TOUGH!"

Do you fear being ridiculed for your poor singing, is that why you wash your hands in silence?

michael said...

My voice is great; I still sing when I wash my hands, just not the Happy Birthday song because that would take much longer than is necessary to clean my hands. Basically I sing, "Ta daaaa!" and I am done.

P. D. Shea said...

Did you realize you wrote this on my, your brothers, birthday?