Thursday, June 08, 2006


I was a little hungry at work the other day, so I went down to the snack machine to get a candy bar. I chose the Almond Joy by Hershey, because I don't normally get those and I was feeling dangerous. Well, there was some kind of contest on the wrapper where you look inside to see if you won. Of course I didn't win, but what I found was just as interesting. There was a message. This is what the message said:

"Candy is a treat. Please consume in moderation."

Amazing. People nowadays are so fat that Hershey feels the need to print warnings on their products. It's like they are cigarettes or beer or something. People will be lining up to sue the candy companies before you know it. The Surgeon General will soon be demanding warnings on all candy bars. It's the apocalypse, baby.


you know who this is said...

do the evolution

Michael Shea said...

eddie vedder? no, i really don't know who this is.