I don't sing "Happy Birthday" to myself while washing my hands to ensure I lather long enough, and I have no patience for people who do. You are a time waster in my opinion.
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
About Me - Hand Washing
I don't sing "Happy Birthday" to myself while washing my hands to ensure I lather long enough, and I have no patience for people who do. You are a time waster in my opinion.
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I've never heard something so stupid before. But since it is my son's birthday today, maybe I'll try it just once.
Not.
I don't fear rashes, I just tell myself, "BE TOUGH!"
Do you fear being ridiculed for your poor singing, is that why you wash your hands in silence?
My voice is great; I still sing when I wash my hands, just not the Happy Birthday song because that would take much longer than is necessary to clean my hands. Basically I sing, "Ta daaaa!" and I am done.
Did you realize you wrote this on my, your brothers, birthday?
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