Whenever your boss walks up to your desk and wants to talk to you about something, a fun thing to say is, "Hold on, let me finish this last set of kegels." Then patiently wait for about 15 more seconds with a look of concentration on your face. Finally, say, "Alright, all done. What is it you wanted to see me about?"
If you know you are in trouble with your boss, this method can be used to buy time so you can think of an excuse. It also can be used just for fun.
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